Testimonials Our programs create lasting memories and elevate the mood of the entire group. Here's what others have said about their experiences with Eastern Onion®:  "Elvis was excellent. We want to get the  same guy next month." "Thanks for making my 35th birthday so  totally unforgettable! I still can't conjure  up words accurate enough to describe your act. This is truly the ultimate happening in one's life!" (we're not making this one up) "You made our day! The show was wonderful, and so was Mr. Wonderful. Thanks again for the nice time." "The entertainment you provided was fabulous. You can bet we will be calling you again." "Thanks for the great performance, Elvis would¹ve been proud!" "[The performance] was entertaining, funny and, above all else, in good taste. I felt very comfortable and am sure my guests did as  well." "The event was a true success for a number  of reasons, but mainly because of Norman the Nerd. He was funny from beginning to end, and had my girlfriend red-faced and speechless, which  doesn't happen often." "We hired Fifi the French Maid for a  farewell party. Not only did she have her act down pat, but she was cute, vivacious, and this  girl could really sing!"