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      Traditional

Comedy Characters For Specific Occasions
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      For All
      For A Male
      For A Female
      Occasion Specific

30th, 40th or 50th Birthday
The Grim Reaper
Dressed in a skeleton mask and black hooded  cloak, the Grim Reaper arrives to mourn the passage of youth. Over-the-hill jokes, one-liners  and puns abound, all with a "grave" sense of humor.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Mort The Mortician
Mortimer Misery the Smiling Mortician, dressed in a black outfit, top hat and  dark glasses, Mort performs the same "grave" duties as the aforementioned, Grim Reaper.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com



 
Anniversary/Engagement/Rehearsal Party
The irreverent Rev. Justin Fun
Our clergyman arrives to perform  a marriage ceremony for the happy couple. He has  them walk down the aisle, the bride wearing a  toilet paper veil and the groom wearing a noose. He'll use personal information and stories about the couple in his routine and present a mock marriage license.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Rev. Elvis
In his Vegas-style jumpsuit, Elvis performs the ceremony described above and commemorates the occasion with song, as only he can.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com


50s Party/ Las Vegas/HawaiianTheme
Elvis
The King of rock and roll perform songs appropriate for your theme or occasion.  He is available to perform for our typical telegram length, 1/2 hour, 45 minutes or  a full hour comedy & song show - and/or for a strolling performance
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For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

* Pricing based on location

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