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      Traditional

Comedy Characters For A Male
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      For All
      For A Male
      For A Female

300 lb. Belly Dancer
She does comedy based on her size and mock belly dancing.  At one point, she'll get him up, tie a sash around his waist and give him a belly dance lesson.  She's a Ton of Fun!
For info or to book show, call:
Sharon 216-387-1121

Elvis
The King of rock and roll will enter the building in a white jumpsuit and cape.  Elvis will recruit your "victim" into the Elvis army, teaches Elvis-isms, like the lip curl and hip shake and use his student as a backup performer while he sings live vocals with a karaoke machine as his band. 
If you want a more than a telegram, Elvis is also available to do a comedy and song variety show for 1/2 hour, 45 minutes or a full hour.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Extra Large Police Woman
She arrives to arrest him  She'll frisk him, handcuff him, then charge him with indecent exposure. To show hm how disgusting his crime is, she flashes open the top of her uniform to a one piece undergarment.
For info or to book show, call:
Sharon 216-387-1121

Dr. Mel Practice
Arriving for his house call, Dr. Mel Practice  offers comic relief with a wacky examination using gag prop instruments. He is a Groucho  Marx-type character who uses classic, burlesque-style humor. To prove they're really ill,  he'll reveal a pair of wacky, polka-dot boxer shorts and ask if they sees spots before their eyes.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Classical Gorilla
Dressed in a tuxedo, our gorilla will come in  acting like a monkey at first, and then perform a comic monologue and song suitable for any age, gender or occasion.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

The Grim Reaper
Dressed in a skeleton mask and black hooded  cloak, the Grim Reaper arrives to mourn the passage of youth. Over-the-hill jokes, one-liners  and puns abound, all all with a "grave" sense of humor. If that costume is too scary, this act can also be performed as Mortimer Misery the Smiling Mortician, dressed in a black outfit, top hat and  dark glasses.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com
* Pricing is based on location