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      Traditional

Comedy Characters For A Female
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Norman the Nerd
He claims to be her old high school sweetheart  coming back to haunt her. Dressed in typical nerd  fashion, complete with mismatched clothes and taped glasses, he will do anything he can to get  her to go out with him. He tries to show her the man he's become by dropping his trousers to reveal a pair of boxers that go up to his armpits.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Elvis
The King of rock and roll will enter the building in a white jumpsuit and cape.  Elvis will recruit your "victim" into the Elvis army, teaches Elvis-isms, like the lip curl and hip shake and use his student as a backup performer while he sings live vocals with a karaoke machine as his band. 
If you want a more than a telegram, Elvis is also available to do a comedy and song variety show for 1/2 hour, 45 minutes or a full hour.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Kissing Bandit
A Zorro-style character claims he's going to  steal a kiss from her. He never does accomplish his mission, but does everything he can to get  this kiss, right up to the point of revealing his true identity. When he removes his mask and cape,  we find that he is in drag underneath and has a wild explanation behind it all.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

The Phantom
Because she deserves a little romance... The Phantom serenades her with songs direct from the Broadway stage.  More of an Ode' to Love, than a comedy, this act will leave her speechless.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Officer Goodguy
He comes with a warrant for her arrest. He'll frisk her, handcuff her and then  decide that justice would be best served with  shock probation by appearing in boxers, socks,  hat, sunglasses... not a pretty sight.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Prince Charming
He rides in on a stick pony, looking for his  long-lost love. He'll do the glass slipper  thing with a rubber clown shoe and then ask her  to kiss a stuffed toy frog to prove she's a  real princess. The toad gets a little very "excited" from the kiss!
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Amazon Man
He arrives from the jungle, looking for a new  mate  and it's love at first sight! He  wears an animal-skin toga and puts her through  the jungle test to see if she is ready for her  swingin' new life. To prevent her escape, he wraps her in a six-foot vine and has her do a  Tarzan-like yell complete with flexed muscles.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com


* Pricing is based on location