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      Traditional

Comedy Characters For All
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      For All
      For A Male
      For A Female

Caribbean Pirate
Captain Jack is on a mission to Shanghai crew members to join his quest for treasure, fun and of course.. rum.  He feels if you are going to Shanghai, it's more fun to Shang-"High"  The Captain schools his new "volunteer" in the ways of the Buccaneer, including reciting the Pirate Alphabet and taking the Pirate Oath.  He's taRRRRRR-ific!!
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545  patrick@eastern-onion.com

 
Greased Lightning
Broadway fans and those who love the 50's will dig this crazy cat.  This Greaser invites them to join his gang and sings live vocals with a karaoke back-up.  Tunes include Greased Lightning and Rock-N-Roll Is Here To Stay.  Great for a Sock-Hop or a 50's theme party!
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Elvis
The King of rock and roll will enter the building in a white jumpsuit and cape.  Elvis will recruit your "victim" into the Elvis army, teaches Elvis-isms, like the lip curl and hip shake and use his student as a backup performer while he sings live vocals with a karaoke machine as his band. 
If you want a more than a telegram, Elvis is also available to do a comedy and song variety show for 1/2 hour, 45 minutes or a full hour.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Dr. Mel Practice
Arriving for his house call, Dr. Mel Practice  offers comic relief with a wacky examination using gag prop instruments. He is a Groucho  Marx-type character who uses classic, burlesque-style humor. To prove they're really ill,  he'll reveal a pair of wacky, polka-dot boxer shorts and ask if they sees spots before their eyes.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

Classical Gorilla
Dressed in a tuxedo, our gorilla will come in  acting like a monkey at first, and then perform a comic monologue and song suitable for any age, gender or occasion.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

The Grim Reaper
Dressed in a skeleton mask and black hooded  cloak, the Grim Reaper arrives to mourn the passage of youth. Over-the-hill jokes, one-liners  and puns abound, all all with a "grave" sense of humor. If that costume is too scary, this act can also be performed as Mortimer Misery the Smiling Mortician, dressed in a black outfit, top hat and  dark glasses.
For info or to book show, call:
Patrick 216-905-7545   patrick@eastern-onion.com

* Pricing is based on location